Hello and welcome to Dodgy Dan's Dorking Donut Diner Please feel free to hang around, do some dodgy deals and eat some donuts

What I'm interested in:

• Dodgy Deals
  What can I say, I mean, it's bang to rights, innit?
• Debt Collection
  Tell us where and when and we'll send the boys round In fact, we are the boys
• Child Care
  Problem children? ... No problem Sorted either while you're out shopping or just next door Just leave the keys here

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